THIS IS THE SHIT WE GREW UP WATCHING WERE THE WARNER BROTHERS ON ACID OR WHAT
(Source: merrydanamere, via a-walking-rainbow)
change the direction of the train if you concentrate
no this is omg what NO
(Source: dpaf, via thechumbscrubber)
money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
(Source: growlithed, via zombiesailor)
i really feel for you if you don’t have commentary by graham norton
(via karenandthababes)
eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets
english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get
now now we don’t want the entire british population to die from liver failure
(via ginger--joshua)